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Joke of the Day

"A sarcastic thumbs-up is a good substitute for the middle finger."

"How many months have 28 days? All of them"

"Went for a 4 mile run this morning. Now everything hurts... even my eyelashes."

"How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family."

"I had surgery to change myself from Asian to Caucasian. It was a real eye opening experience"

"How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies? He only got nailed once"

"Local video store is offering a chance to win free iPads, so naturally, I reported them as spam."

"An apple a day does not keep the doctor away. Look at Steve Jobs."

"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands it's the police. I need friends."

"Why was ""what is love"" played at a funeral? Because he had a will, and he haddaway."