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Joke of the Day
"I told my son about the bird's and the bee's... And he told me about my wife and the butcher."
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"Why is everyone smiling at me today? *checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah."
"How do you top a car? tep on the brake, tupid!"
"What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it? OCDC"
"1. Ice *check* 2. Ice *check* 3. Baby *calls 911* - Freezer Inspector -"
"What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree? A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? ;-D"
"I'm gonna start giving bad news to people in that cute, high pitched voice I use to talk to kids and dogs."
"My girlfriend is like my iPad i don't have an iPad."
"[getting pulled over] Me: R u a bear cop? Bear cop: Is that a problem? Me: As long as you're not a maul cop *mauls me for bad pun*"
"Aren't horses just Eunuchorns?"