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Joke of the Day

"I went to Russia, met a guy called Vladislav * **Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.**"

"How many children do I want to have? Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple"

"Never marry a drummer... they beat things for a living."

"If you thought the Dalai Lama giggled alot, then you obviously never met the Mwahaharajah"

"How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!"

"A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?"

"What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian? Where the ""eh"" is in the sentence. Canadian: ""How you doin, eh?"" Italian: ""Eh! How you doin?"""

"What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ? They both love to scratch and sniff. ^(sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)"

"I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox."

"DON'T YOU LIKE ME! I WANNA MARRY YOU! WHY AM I IN THE TRUNK! -and other things I hear from guys on first dates"