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Joke of the Day
"What do computers snack on? micro chips"
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"""Oh, this one? It's an excuse to tell a story about my life that only I think is interesting"" - literally all tattoos"
"What do the Welsh like to do in their private time? Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke."
"How do you make Hitler kill himself? Give him his gas bill."
"Why are most Muslims broke all the time? They never understood the concept of piggy banks."
"Have you heard the one about the failed Swedish car company? I'd tell it to you, but nobody likes a Saab story."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass"
"Witty title to catch your attention Hilarious original joke that will have you laughing for days"
"Millions are killed each year because they go potty without checking behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop."
"Two Irishmen are looking for a job. They come across a sign, that reads, ""Tree Fellers"". Pat and Murphy look at each other and exclaim, ""If only Seamus was here, we would've had the job!"""