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Joke of the Day

"Doubt this is welcome in /r/ShowerThoughts but thought of it there. How many rascist Drink names can we collectively think of? I'll edit the best ones into this post. Mine was ""*White Power*-ade""."

"How do you know if someone's a pilot? because they'll fucking tell you."

"We should head on over to that schizophrenic party. It sounds like a lot of people are there."

"Why did Nintendo cross the road? idk, Nintendo always does random shit and never explains it"

"What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around."

"Where do pedophiles get the wedding rings? They go to Jared."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem is overused, just like your mum."

"Why did Batman climb the tree? He was looking for Robin's nest."

"Always take one positive friend & one negative friend on road trips. Then if your battery dies, you can hook cables to them & start your car"

"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump kin"