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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says ""Ribbit."""
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"Who did the dyslexic devil worshipper sell his soul to? Santa"
"What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument? A tuba toothpaste."
"What do you call unleavened cheese? Matzahrella"
"First Time F: they say the first time hurts, is that true? M: I don't know, but I don't think so. F: they say that every time M: amateurs"
"I only came to this school reunion because one of you've got my Wu Tang tape."
"How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but you need three light bulbs."
"Water bears are so badass... if they fall into the pits at La Brea, the tar degrades."
"So the Dalai Llama walks into a pizza place... ... and says, ""make me one with everything"""
"The buildup of carbon emissions in the atmosphere is a great icebreaker."