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Joke of the Day
"Who did the dyslexic devil worshipper sell his soul to? Santa"
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"ME: Sorry boss, I can't make it in today. Because of Ebola. BOSS: You have Ebola? ME: No but someone does and I am FREAKING THE HELL OUT"
"What did one snowman say the the other? Smells like carrots."
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"Fat chicks are like masturbation. Totally fine to do in the privacy of your own home, but you should be ashamed to be caught in public."
"Kesha got a lip tattoo that says, 'Suck It.' I'd suggest you 'Disinfect It,' 'Fumigate It,' or better yet, 'Avoid It.'"
"I hate giving good people bad news But I'm a reporter at Fox so all I got is bad news."
"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory! I only took a day off!"
"""dont get conned into spendin our lottery money"" i wont [calls wife back] will 2 sharks fit in our pool? ""NO"" ok [to salesman] one shark pls"
"What do you call a dating app for neckbeards? Tipper."