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Joke of the Day
"So the Dalai Llama walks into a pizza place... ... and says, ""make me one with everything"""
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"but how do I know if a guy hates me FOR ME"
"Best Joke which defines me I am married and not allowed to make decisions :D"
"Whats the difference between Aladdin lamp and women make up - nothing if you rub both you will find a freak"
"Ben Carson is my favorite candidate whose name sounds like a Transformer explaining to his kid why he hasn't seen him much lately"
"Roses are brown... Violets are brown... Wait...Who shat in my garden?"
"what was was the last thing that went through the fly's mind when he hit the windshield? His butt"
"Why would Hilary Clinton as president be good for the economy? We would only need to pay her 78 cents on the dollar."
"Where was Hitler sitting? Third from the Reich"
"What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball? You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball."