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Joke of the Day
"What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument? A tuba toothpaste."
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"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today. I should have cooked it at Aloha temperature."
"Why did the female war reenactors need to throw away their costumes? Because they weren't period-appropriate!"