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Joke of the Day
"You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk."
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"Haven't been sleeping well, which is ridiculous cuz I have decades of experience"
"Now 91 is waving his diaper over his head while 86 is running down the street naked with 79's pants. Working in the old folks home is hard."
"On the list of things I fear the most, ""death"" comes in as a close second to ""audience participation"""
"No YOU tried to pet the albino skunk that wandered up from the woods. Related: Never go outside w/out contacts and YES I need a shower."
"Q: What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan? A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan"
"How do you organize a space party? You Planet"
"Penn State Prefers to be losing at half time.. Because at Penn State they like when you are a little behind in the locker room. - South Park"
"What does a 80 yr old woman taste like? Depends."
"Why did the dolphin apologize? He didn't do it on porpoise."