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Joke of the Day

"You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk."

"An in-depth test to see if you know how to avoid Clickbait Apparently not!"

"Hey, Sean Bean, it's either Shaun Baun or Seen Been. You can't have it both ways."

"*wife offers me a sip of her water* m: Am I gonna catch what you have? w: No m: w: m: Are you sur- w: You're not going to get my period!"

"What do you call a Mexican Jedi? The chosen Juan."

"Why do Italians wear gold necklaces? So they know where to stop shaving"

"My subaru wasn't working. How awd."

"So much sh*t comes out your mouth, your ass is jealous."

"What signal tells you that a politician is lying? The lips are moving"

"my lawyer wants me to turn myself into the police but I keep telling him impersonating a cop is what got me into trouble in the first place"