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Joke of the Day

"Pretty girls with ugly laughs : nature's way of preserving the balance"

"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump kin hope its not a repost - its one of my old favs"

"Knock knock. Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!"

"This generation will go down as, perhaps, the greatest in history at taking pictures of themselves."

"What's a good article I should open as a new tab and not look at for weeks until my browser crashes?"

"And then the Lord said unto thee ""any social media site besides Facebook asking for prayers shall go unanswered."" Matthew 4:23"

"can't wait to see how dudes figure out how to still get really mad at each other when cars are all self-driving"

"I just got a PhD My penis enlargement operation went well. Now I am proud to have a Pretty huge Dick."

"Friends don't let friends drive drunk but I don't want them staying at my house And that's why Uber was created"

"Two guys walk into a bar.... And the 2nd guy goes, ""I didn't see it either."""