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Joke of the Day

"I just got a PhD My penis enlargement operation went well. Now I am proud to have a Pretty huge Dick."

"The shortest Irish joke in the world. Two Irishmen walked out of a pub."

"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."

"I hope Death is a woman... That way, it'll never come for me..."

"Why won't a bike stand up by itself? It's two tired."

"If I had a dollar for every gender I'd have $1.79."

"What's the difference between cats and dogs? Dogs have owners, cats have staff."

"What do you call a heard of sperm whales? Bukkake."

"I plagiarized a book about native Americans... I eventually got siouxed."

"A blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair"