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Joke of the Day

"can't wait to see how dudes figure out how to still get really mad at each other when cars are all self-driving"

"Have you seen the joke about the carpenter that had to fix a fence? I believe it was a repost"

"Did you know that the Shitzu and Bulldog breeds can never crossbreed ever? Just kidding, that's bullshit."

"There's a technical term for a sunny warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday."

"The Queen Said If I had Balls I'd Be The King.. The king laughed... not because he wanted to because he had two."

"Milk is probably my favorite titty by-product."

"A guy I know calls women's periods ""shark week."" I asked him why, and he told me ""Beware of blood in the water. The fearsome beast will bite your head clean off, unprovoked, when you least expect it."""

"Fucking cows... ...wouldn't recommend it."

"Someone asked Russell Wilson if he wanted to win the Super Bowl. He said he would pass."

"His dick is like shopping for food at whole foods. It doesn't matter how much I get, or when I get it. I always feel fucked."