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Joke of the Day

"And then the Lord said unto thee ""any social media site besides Facebook asking for prayers shall go unanswered."" Matthew 4:23"

"Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the others relies on tales..."

"Does anybody know how many toddlers you have to bring to 'Toys For Tots' before you're eligible for an Xbox?"

"What's long, black and smelly? The unemployment line."

"So a guy sexually lays on top n' stuff on many rolling pins and does a good job. He's on a roll!"

"What's pink lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire."

"Life is like a box of chocolate... ... it doesn't last long for fat people."

"What does a vulture bring onto a plane? Carrion luggage"

"What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft? A flat minor."

"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? [NSFW] A pick pocket snatches watches."