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Joke of the Day

"A women got a wooden breast implant the other day.. This joke would be funny if it had a punchline.. *Wooden tit?*"

"What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone? Jailbreak"

"My boss fired me because I didn't attend the meeting as I had to answer an important call. Apparently nature's call doesn't count as important to him"

"What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium, and Xenon? **HeYSeXe**"

"Why did the plant cross the road? Cus it was being stalked!"

"Voted class president. Assassinated."

"Avoid sexist comments... Chicks hate that."

"Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one *tale*"

"What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !"

"What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas? No pressure"