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Joke of the Day

"So I said to this sloth, ""listen here buddy.."" Before i could finish he interrupted me and shouted""Woah, woah! Slow down!"""

"Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for indecent jurisprudence? He got off on a technicality"

"A cop stops a prostitute... and asks have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before? ""No, but I've been swung around by my titties."""

"Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant? He had a hollow-weenie"

"I've got a new ringtone. This anal bleaching is rather good."

"People who feel the Bern but don't like the sensation have been voting instead for Hillary.... ... or as they like to call her, Preparation H"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... 1. Those who understand ternary. 2. Those who don't. 10 . Those who expected the binary gag."

"Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex."

"What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong."

"How are toy trains and boobs similar? Both are made for the kid, but daddy ends up playing with them more often."