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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in this world... 1. Those who understand ternary. 2. Those who don't. 10 . Those who expected the binary gag."

"Jesus loves me, but I told him that I could never date a pool boy."

"Where do angry mailmen work? At the pissed office."

"What do you call a nun on a bicycle? virgin mobile"

"What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries? A one trip pony :D"

"What do you tell a cow that's in the way? Mooooooooooooove."

"I'm the most bashful person in the world, until you get me on the dance floor. Then I become the most bashful newborn giraffe in the world."

"What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich? A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide"

"What's the best part about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes."

"What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach? Sarah Palin"