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Joke of the Day

"How are toy trains and boobs similar? Both are made for the kid, but daddy ends up playing with them more often."

"If I donate blood and you're in an unfortunate circumstance of needing it don't blame me for never being able to pass a drug test again."

"I hate when I'm getting a back rub & he stops 3 mins in & says ""my thumbs hurt."" It's not like I ever say ""My jaw hurts."" I finish the job."

"What literary genre is Frozen? Bildungsnowman. (OC)"

"If she doesn't have a new hair style by the time you're done, you're doing it wrong."

"My friends & I were taking shots every time Trump interrupted Clinton. My BFF Chad is dead :("

"I use someone calling me during a phone call as an opportunity to hang up on both of them."

"What's a Californians favorite type of comedy? Dry humor"

"Did you hear about the guitarist who locked his keys in his van? It took him 2 hours to get his drummer out."

"Internet Explorer is so slow If this video takes any longer, the girl in it will be a legal age"