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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex."
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"As much as I disagree with Donald Trumps policies, we agree one one major and vital thing... We would both love to fuck his daughter."
"me: goodnight moon :) moon: night<3 me: goodnight stars :) moon: wtf me: sry wrongnumber moon: whos stars moon: who is stars moon: answer me"
"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!"
"I was visiting NYC for the first time when a black guy walked up to me and asked if the Yankees won I said, ""yeah man, you're free!"""
"Word. ~ Microsoft."
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs."
"Fishermen... ...are reel men."
"What's the worst way to reply to an ""I Love You"" ?"
"My girlfriend and I could never agree on holidays... I wanted to fly to exotic places and stay in luxurious five-star hotels. And she wanted to come with me."