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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant? He had a hollow-weenie"

"Facebook should make an option, to block people from tagging me in videos/pictures that have nothing to do with me."

"Doctor doctor I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?"

"Not sure, but I think I just got to 3rd base with my toothbrush."

"What's long and hard and makes women cry at night? Crib death."

"Wanna feel old? 1990 was 40 years ago."

"WOW! The Vatican has declared child sex abuse is a crime. Next thing you know they'll ban burning witches!"

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down"

"Can someone please explain why I have to pay full price for Swiss Cheese"

"I asked my sister how her blind date went ""Oh it was terrible"" she said, ""He showed up in a 1948 Rolls-Royce."" ""So what's so bad about *that*?"" I asked. Apparently he was the original owner."