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Joke of the Day

"Put the punchline in the title. How to ruin a joke"

"How to make a woman crazy in two steps: 1. Take a picture of her 2. Don't show her the picture"

"Did you hear about the Korean who entered the lottery? He won one billion won."

"If I ever get a llama, I'm totally naming it Dalai."

"My dick is like an airplane MH17"

"I was having sex with a woman last night and she kept screaming this other guys name. Who the hell is this ""Rape"" fellow, anyway?"

"Someone: What are you up to? Me: Fuxing with all my facebook friends via their newsfeeds. You?"

"My boss said ""dress for the job you want, not for the job you have"" Now I am sitting in a disciplinary meeting in my Wonder Woman costume."

"There are two types of people in this world Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"My internet was just down for 5 minutes, Im okay, but the 9-1-1 operator was being a total bitch about it."