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Joke of the Day
"Put the punchline in the title. How to ruin a joke"
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"""I can't find my gun"" I exclaimed as I rifled through my drawers."
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"There are 3 types of people in this world. 1. People who are good in math. 2. People who aren't good in math."
"Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !"
"A protected acct with 0 followers just followed me. Mom, is that you?"