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Joke of the Day

"My wife asked me what her favorite type of flower was. Apparently ""All-Purpose"" wasn't the correct answer."

"I went to a zoo but the only animal it had was one dog It was a shih tzu"

"Obama see title"

"I deliver jokes the same way UPS delivers packages... ...mangled and missing the most important parts."

"Today I discovered my brother and I are both audiophiles... He came as soon as he heard."

"After seeing the disaproval of gay Jokes I might as well say that handicap jokes are also horrible and rude. I just can't stand them."

"What's the difference between coriander and cumin? You can't coriander your pants."

"<Put your title here> May be NSFW Isn't it crazy how there is a band called one direction, because that's what I named my asshole as a teen."

"Who's this Rorschach dude? And why is he so good at drawing pictures of my mom beating me?"

"what did the mod say when he used the bathroom? ""log out"""