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Joke of the Day

"I fake the art of fainting so well my favorite restaurant now refers to me as ""Low Blood Sugar Girl"" while rushing my limp body to a table."

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"[cruising down highway in friend's car with windows down] me: [opens bag of glitter]"
"I ate a pizza. just kidding lol"
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