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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter. He won't come anyway."
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"This man is frank and earnest with women... In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest. - Henny Youngman (for a Monday morning pick-me-up.)"
"Sorry babe, you knew you were dating a bad boy [shuffles Pokemon cards without the plastic covers]"
"Ever listen to the radio station WPMS? 3 weeks of the blues, one week of rag-time"
"It could be the Vodka talking but I used to be a potato."
"Son: Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert? Dad: Here's $1, take your sister too Son: Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert? Dad: Here's $1, take your sister too :D"
"Don't listen to anything your ex boyfriend says. He is always wrong. Unless he says you're spectacular and give good head, then, he is right"
"Did you hear about the Buddhist Viking? He believed he'd be Bjorn again"
"What do you call a happy husband? Broke."
"There's nothing like shaving off your beard to remind everybody why your face needed a beard"