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Joke of the Day
"It's raining in Italy That's why it has the shape of a boot and not a flip flop."
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"What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke? Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea"
"My momma always said life is like a load of laundry. Sometimes you gotta separate the colors from the whites."
"People who do not use the grocery store divider bar can rot in hell."
"Female dogs... Today a female dog tried to talk and play with my dog. He couldn't muster the courage to talk to her.. He didn't have the balls to do it."
"Me: I have to lose weight. Me: I'm gonna exercise everyday. Me: I'm gonna go on a diet, eat healthy and hit the gym. Me: Is that cake?"
"STOP ANIMAL TESTING...they don't know the answers."
"When you're feeling bored and unsatisfied with life, just remember... That there are some people who think Golf is interesting."
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it forgets to use a condom"
"New children's book I'm working on: ""Nobody poops but you, you disgusting little freak""."