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Joke of the Day

"Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing? MT (empty) ."

"They should make a Minecraft movie It would be a blockbuster."

"What did Cindarella do when she got to the ball? Gagged"

"A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday..."

"What do you call a constipated vegan? A grasshole."

"*watches you carefully arrange the piles of paperwork on your desk *waits for you to finish *sets fan to ""oscillate"""

"What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos."

"I remember when you had to subscribe to Reader's Digest to read jokes this bad."

"I realized I needed an altitude adjustment... ...so I booked the next flight out of town."

"What should we call people who leave crusty bits of food in the corner of their mouths? #Herpeaters."