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Joke of the Day

"My friend with OCD keeps hitting F5... he says he finds it refreshing. I told him he needs help, now he keeps hitting F1. (edit- thanks to r/supremesnicker for the better punchline.)"

"What is the bibliophile's favorite website? Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up."

"My girlfriend accused me of cheating She sure is starting to sound like my wife"

"Why are there no living cats on Mars? Because curiosity killed them all."

"Boxing is probably the most applicable martial art to the street... If you run away, you probably won't get hit."

"Where does Trump buy the bricks for the Mexican border? At Wallmart i'll show myself the way out"

"LOL at the neighbor kids who didn't realize I keep my piranhas in the hot tub."

"New virus Did you hear about the problems with the new Facebook game ""Kitchen Ville""? A virus has been hitting it hard, but it only deletes the cook ware. It is an E-Pan-Demic."

"Joined Match.com... And all I got was a lit cigarette"

"Q: What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent? A: Squeaky clean clothes."