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Joke of the Day

"Where does Trump buy the bricks for the Mexican border? At Wallmart i'll show myself the way out"

"Why do Jews not support arranged marriages? Because the Torah doesn't allow ""force kin""."

"I told my friend I was gay, then he turned his back on me. That was his first mistake."

"What animal do I respect most? The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them."

"Remember, flies transmit diseases So keep yours up"

"I am going to start a website to review Vietnamese restaurants. It's going to be called Friend or Pho."

"""There"" - Where's Waldo? Cliffs Notes"

"So, uh... How about that airplane food? Edit: I'm so sorry."

"TIFU By having one night stand It broke and I don't have another to replace it with"

"Having sex at work is alright As long as you don't work at a daycare"