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Joke of the Day
"Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called ""Hoth""...? ...shouldn't it be ""Coldth""?"
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"What do you call a whore's laughter? Ho hos"
"Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I haven't paid $500 to have a garbanzo bean in my face."
"I found an alternative to Pokemon GO. It's this new game called Grindr. I haven't tried it yet, but I hear its this thing where you go around, trying to capture bears."
"I ate some Tesco burgers last night. I think it's given me the trots."
"Yo mama so stupid she went to Shop Rite And shopped wrong"
"What's the difference between when you're hungry and when you're horny Where you put the cucumber."
"the rugby players without a referee weren't keeping up with the news they kept asking ""whose put-in?"""
"A dark skinned lady named Betty goes to the butcher and asks for some beef. The butcher replies: ""Nooooo Black Betty, ham or lamb!"""
"How does a rock star feel when he nails a groupie? Fan-fucking-tastic!"