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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when a duck kills another duck? Quack on quack crime."
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"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his cock out of the chicken"
"today my internet went out for About 3 minutes...... Met my family downstairs. They seem like nice people."
"I think my iPhone is broken. I keep pressing the home button but I'm still at work!"
"Who are the fastest readers of all time? 9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds"
"My dog plays this fun game where she holds her bladder until she gets inside the house"
"First woman on the moon W: Houston, we have a problem H: What is it? W: Nevermind its nothing H: What is the problem? W: Nothing... H: Tell us what the problem is! W: NO!"
"No matter how ugly, no matter how fat, you'd still sleep with her. Who is she? OP's mom"
"Meanwhile, at the bar: Batman: ""Whisky."" Aquaman: ""Appletini."" ""WHAT?"" ""It's vodka, apple schnapps..."" ""You're off the Justice League."""
"What did Trump say to Obama? Orange is new black [p.s. - not my original, my friend told me this one]"