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Joke of the Day

"If it weren't for dating sites, I'd still have some self-esteem. Thank God, it's all gone now."

"What is a porn star's favorite allergy medicine? (NSFW?) Bend'n'dryl"

"Sorry girls, I'm no Bruno Mars, I won't catch a grenade for you. In fact, if such situation ever happened, I'd use you as a human shield."

"Trump made up his very own word for what he will be in less than 2 years ""Unpresidented"""

"If you're unsure if you're pregnant or not that's called a maby"

"If you thought the last status was good, Check this one out........1"

"Girls are like Blackjack.. I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14."

"Bad Luck I think my luck is getting worse. I was mugged by a Quaker."

"What's Goku's favorite subject? Super Science."

"College was the most expensive nap I ever took."