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Joke of the Day

"{Favorite Halloween Prank at Walmart} Old Lady: Your son is adorable 4 yr. old: *running down aisles* Me: Mam' My son died 10 years ago."

"What did the Egyptian boy say to the Egyptian girl? ""Come behind the pyramid, I'll make you a mummy"""

"she had the eyes of an angel, the squawk of a bird, the wingspan of an albatross, the beak of an albatross i think this girl is an albatross"

"If H20 is on the inside of fire hydrants, what is on the outside? K9P."

"""When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."""

"Glad I'm not a general, because auto-correct just changed ""lunch order"" to ""launch order."""

"Knock knock Whos there? G.I JOE!!!"

"What is a Pirate's favorite letter? U, for Unoriginal Joke."

"Difference What is the difference between an English Womans pussy and a bowling ball. If you TRY REALLY REALLY hard, you can eat a bowling ball."

"Did you hear about Klu Klux Knievel's latest stunt? He tried to jump a steam roller over 6 blacks"