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Joke of the Day

"she had the eyes of an angel, the squawk of a bird, the wingspan of an albatross, the beak of an albatross i think this girl is an albatross"

"Every morning you have two choices: be productive and really shine, OR pour some coffee, log in and start posting. Hello, darlings."

"Don't you just hate clickbait titles? Gotcha!"

"But is that likely? Whaaat __ You don't know Lee? Pleasant chap, though he doesn't fancy being compared to a butt."

"How did the farmer find his daughter? He Tractor."

"Oh red onions... you'll be the breath of me."

"People are like onions... I always cry when I cut them up."

"Just heard a Mexican guy sneeze with an American accent. Whoa, just whoa"

"Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period."

"How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb? Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities."