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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a ghost in spring? April ghouls"
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"What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper"
"Four gay men walk into a bar, there is only one stool left so what do they do? Flip it over"
"The part of the Harry Potter movies that I found most unbelievable was that mostly unsupervised teenagers never had wild keg parties."
"I would've been terrible in 50 Shades because the second a guy said ""I don't do romance"" I would laugh and be like NOBODY SAYS THAT BYE"
"How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella. How long does it take them? Days."
"Judge: how do you plead? Me: [looks at lawyer] Lawyer: [mouths ""not guilty""] Me: hot milky L: *bangs head on desk* FFS just lock him up"
"What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president? Pardon me."
"Why did Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box. Badum tiss."
"people say Einstein dropped out of school and still was a genius but he didn't drop out to drink fireball and start a band this is important"