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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a ghost in spring? April ghouls"
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"How do you catch a bra? You set a booby trap."
"I remember the Christmas my son got me my first DVD. It was a rental...6 days overdue. And we didn't even have a DVD player!"
"Why did the hen win a Wild West duel between it and a Peacock? Hen shot first."
"What do you call Robin Hood's mother? Mother Hood."
"What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office? Insure ants?"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged"
"I'm at my most fake news when I tell my husband how much money I spent shopping."
"Drinking light beer is like having sex in a canoe... ... fucking near water"
"I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West... ...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone."