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Joke of the Day

"If H20 is on the inside of fire hydrants, what is on the outside? K9P."

"Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?"

"Where do people keep their shampoo? In their shambutt."

"Give a boy a fish, he eats for a day. Give Albert Fish a boy, he eats for a week."

"Which is the smartest tall mountain? Mt. Cleverest Hue hue"

"My new years resolution is to stop biting my toenails. Nervous habit I picked up during all these meetings at work."

"My girlfriend just called me old fashioned. I almost dropped my Walkman."

"I want to make a revolutionary new show called So You Think You Can't Dance. It's a singing competition."

"1 and 2 dogs name you'r dogs 1 and 2.You eat One. You still have two."

"Want to know why I look terrible? Well, half of it is my mother's fault."