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Joke of the Day

"If H20 is on the inside of fire hydrants, what is on the outside? K9P."

"Who was the greatest motherfucker in history? Oedipus."

"Whats white on the outside green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !"

"What does pubic hair and parsley have in common? You just push them both aside and keep on eating."

"What's the best part about dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere!!"

"Women are supposed to be like butterflies, beautiful and hard to catch... ...But most of you are like mosquitoes, annoying and easy to smash."

"What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after the third 'Ho'"

"What is Juan's favorite book to read? Tequila Mockingbird"

"A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, ""doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor replied, ""I know you can't, I've cut off your arms!"""

"Christmas comes earlier every year. There's 364 days until Christmas and my neighbors already have their lights up."