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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear there was a fire in George Bushes personal library? It was awful! Most of his books hadn't even been colored in yet."

"If this doughnut and chocolate milk are going to take years off my life, could I have them remove 1978-1982?"

"Santa is near .... ... I can sense his presents."

"What's brown, dirty, and sticky? A stick"

"What literary genre is Frozen? Bildungsnowman. (OC)"

"What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony"

"What do women and tornadoes have in common? They scream when they come and take the house when they leave."

"Why shouldn't you give a Western feminist the first serving of a fruit cocktail? Because they'll just pick out all the cherries."

"A guy tries to save someone's life... He goes to donate blood, but he decided not to. The doctor told him it would be in vein."

"I insulted a communist. I told him he was dressed ""classy"""