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Joke of the Day

"Why was the pregnant woman screaming ""wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!""? She was having contractions."

"Who would steal an artificial leg? I'm stumped."

"Rude lady to me, ""Well I'm sorry but you don't LOOK sick to me."" Me, ""Looks can be deceiving. For example, you don't look stupid."""

"What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig!"

"What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things? A Hesi-tater"

"What did the lawyer say when he stepped in dog shit? Help me..... I'm melting"

"I used to work at a french fry stand I was way over quali**fried**"

"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, Get the batmobile!"

"Who serves all you can eat rabbit stew? Warren Buffet!"

"I generally don't trim my ear hair until it effects my peripheral vision."