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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a retard and a baby? The baby has a soul."

"What are your thoughts on monorails? They make decent one-liners."

"I feel for Hillary Clinton The FBI found a server in my basement too. She was from Hooters I think."

"What do womens' breasts & toy trains have in common? There're intended for children, but it's the fathers that wind up playing with them."

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson had sex with kids."

"If I worked for the tribune... ... do you think I'd make the papers?"

"My neighbor, an elderly prostitute, adopted a puppy and asked me if I could help train it. I told her ""No sorry, you can't teach an old trick's new dog."""

"GOP Congressmen are ripping the Obamacare website for not working for people that need it. Now they know how we feel about GOP Congressmen."

"I went to the doctor yesterday I told him my penis suddenly turned into a tiny green ball. He said I may have peacock syndrome."

"What does a preverted frog say? Rubbit."