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Joke of the Day

"Knock, knock Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you knew how to yodel!"

"Men are like animals: messy insensitive and potentially violent but they make great pets."

"Super soakers are like training wheels for black kids in the hood."

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it"

"Bro do you even-- Bro I do. *eyes begin to tear up* *fist bumping until the sun rises*"

"My girlfriend's reason for leaving me was because she still hadn't found what she was looking for I replied with ""oh, U2"""

"When you ask her ""Have you ever read Shakespeare?"" And she answers ""No, who wrote it?"" .... Keep moving."

"What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs? A hog hog."

"What do you call it, when you stick a bunch of noodles up your bum Pennetration"

"Coffee so strong, you finish the ""to do"" list, that you haven't even written yet."