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Joke of the Day

"What to gay men call hemorrhoids?? Speed bumps"

"I wanted to share this great joke I heard about a farmer fixing his fence... ...but it's a re-post."

"LPT: If you need to remove your contact lenses after touching spicy peppers (Ghost, etc.) Leave the contacts in. I don't recommend going to the bathroom either."

"What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient? They are their own birth control"

"Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet? Because they are not Cs."

"I just did an alignment on my car... But my car still pulls into crowds :("

"Sometimes, I just want to be taken seriously. And sometimes, I just want to be taken, seriously."

"I was once blind for a couple of years... It was a very dark time in my life."

"Computers and my spouse are very similar in some ways. If ever there is something wrong, it's probably my fault."

"I imagine the best part about driving a smart car is that when there's no parking spots you can just put it in your backpack."