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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? A hippo is very large and heavy, and a zippo is just a little lighter."

"""It's okay, little buddy. Mommy cries when her bottle is empty, too."""

"My Christian mingle username is: GAY4GOD hit me up, looking for love"

"I've never been carded at a Forever 21."

"What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy? I wuv you watts and watts!"

"What's Scrooge's favourite food? A humbug'er."

"So, is Dora 18 yet, or what? Asking for a friend."

"I come from a mixed race family... My father prefers the 100 metres...and my mother is Pakistani."

"I was absolutely disgusted when a gay guy came on to me at the bar. After kicking his ass out the door, I went for a towel to clean it off."

"Did you hear about the prostitute with an MBA? She was a business anal-ist."