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Joke of the Day
"My Christian mingle username is: GAY4GOD hit me up, looking for love"
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"*Leans head up to wife as I'm dying* Me: My only regret is... *Coughs loudly* Me: ...not having something cooler to say as I die. *Dies*"
"Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off? There were too many fowls."
"Why is North Korea so cruel? Because it doesn't have a Seoul!"
"My wife dared me to yell out ""HURRY UP HAYDEN"" at Disney World. Now we have 27 blonde boys & 8 girls following us like Children of the Corn."
"Why was the A.I. afraid of instagram? post-upload skepticism"
"Thanks to whoever invented the mute button, because I can poop while on a conference call."
"""Do not purchase if seal is broke"" *looks over at homeless seal* *places canned pickles back on the shelf*"
"You think life as a woman is hard? Try peeing with an erection."
"What do you call a resounding period? A standing ovulation."