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Joke of the Day
"I come from a mixed race family... My father prefers the 100 metres...and my mother is Pakistani."
Next Joke
"Is that sick enough for you?! I man calls in sick to work. His boss thinks he sounds fine so he says, ""You don't sound sick."" Man, ""IM FUCKING MY SISTER! IS THAT SICK ENOUGH FOR YOU!?"""
"How long is the flight? A Polish man calls up an airline. ""How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?"" ""One minute..."" ""Thank you."" *click*"
"Last night I dreampt I was playing Kobe Bryant 1-on-1. I had him all lined up to block his shot ...and then he feinted."
"What do you call an impatient skin infection? *Rash*"
"Why does China care so much about money? They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'."
"You should never go grocery shopping when you're hungry and never go clothes shopping when you're naked."
"What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them? Woops, tee hee."
"Teaching 19 to cook, clean, and do laundry so if he ever gets married his wife won't divorce him and make him my responsibility again."
"It's pretty cool how Atheist prayers are just thoughts about actually doing something useful."