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Joke of the Day
"What is another word for Pokemon? A Rastafarian Proctologist"
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"Have you ever eaten a salad, then had a chickpea on your face?"
"Walk of shame?? More like, walk of don't judge ME because YOU didn't get laid last night."
"My phone didn't get a ring all day. . Then I forgot I had it in lebron mode."
"What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common? Both are good places to find Catfish"
"That awkward moment when someone adds you on Facebook, but never says hi in real life."
"When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says ""Aww you were so cute! What happened?"" Bitch, I got sexy, that's what happened."
"If you hate Capitalism so much, then just write everything in lower case. Problem solved."
"How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. ""You're welcome. """
"What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread? Its going to be all rye."