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Joke of the Day
"What did the New Zealand naval officer say to his crew? All hands on dick...."
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"{At funeral} *holding widows hand* I'm sorry for your loss. He had so much updog ""What's updog?"" *pats her hand* Not much what's up with you"
"What pier is disliked by almost everybody? Piers Morgan."
"The cutest thing my SO does... Her handwriting looks like she has Parkinson's"
"A feminist and a fascist walks into a bar She orders a glass of wine"
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"What do you call the person who revised Hitler's speeches? Grammar Nazi"