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Joke of the Day

"I've been out of work for a while but have just got a job at a factory making periscopes. Things are looking up."

"What are Mario's overalls made out of? Denim denim denim."

"At least I now know why the lions leave the plains before the end of summer. Because the Pride goeth before the Fall."

"I would have gladly studied to become a theoretical physicist,... but unfortunately, I'm allergic to B.S."

"love is joke hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then into a chair Then into a table"

"Don't lose the girl of your life, for the hoe of the night."

"I treat my body like a temple.. That's been destroyed by ISIS"

"Have you ever flicked a cigarette out the window then five minutes later you start to smell something? So you turn around only to find your grandma fingering herself in the back seat."

"*at the pharmacy* I WOULD LIKE THE PILLS THAT ALLOW ME TO CONTROL BIRTH *pharmacist blinks* GIVE THEM TO ME, SORCERER"