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Joke of the Day

"Just picked up an unknown call with a ""Hello?"" An old woman said ""Joan?"" So, I can cross ""mistaken for a Joan"" off the bucket list."

"What's the best way to organize your cakes, muffins, and hamburger buns? Alphabreadically!"

"Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear? Because cher-nob'll fall out"

"BIack friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library I said its 2014 man you can use what ever printer you want."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Choked"

"Want to know the secret to killing two birds with one stone? Throw it twice."

"""Seriously, is that what I look like?"" - robot watching a guy 'doing the robot'"

"What they're actually saying is ""I can't even [finish this sentence due to the complexities of being a white girl on the existential level]"""

"How do you tell the difference between an East Indian Chef and a porn star? Ask them to pronounce the word cumin."

"What do you call an amphibian in hiding? Incognitoad."