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Joke of the Day

"Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the greatest composer was all they would say is ""mmmmmm... Bach Bach Bach""!"

"What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."

"I carry an epipen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."

"Why did the salad cross the road? To get away from the PETA convention."

"Did you hear Viagra now comes in a nasal spray? It's for dickheads!"

"Autocorrect is changing correctly spelled words. I'm starting to think it has a mind of its AUTOCORRECT IS HARMLESS. GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS."

"A man asked a genie for a twelve-inch prick. He got a little man who ran up and down the bar kicking over drinks."

"I asked the cashier for a kitkat chunky She turned around and selected a kitkat chunky from the shelf and then handed it to me. I replied: ""I wanted a regular kitkat you fat bitch."""

"A robot walks into a bar; says he needs to loosen up. So the bartender serves him a screwdriver."

"How can you identify a French Infantryman? Sunburned armpits."