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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about fucking twenty one year olds? There are twenty of them."
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"I judge a book by it's cover when the cover is a picture worth 1000 words."
"Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates? She was looking for Alderaan men."
"What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money? Collect unemployment insurance!"
"Wanna hear a joke? Politics."
"Some people are like 5yr olds, they shake heads in agreement, but you KNOW by the look in their eyes, they have no clue what you just said."
"How many toes does Trump have on the outside of his body? 5. The rest are constantly in his mouth."
"It's been said that bird droppings on the shoulder is good luck... That's crap."
"*Reads your tweets, vomits into a bucket, mails bucket to you*- see what you made me do?"
"When Tim Tebow found out he got cut by the Eagles he threw a fit... .. And even that got intercepted."