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Joke of the Day

"I installed some new Humbuckers on my guitar. Now the ladies call me a pickup artist."

"What's long, brown, and sticky? A stick"

"Save your money ...you never know when your friends will need it."

"How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas? He felt his presents."

"I measure my kids' ages in terms of percent complete out of eighteen years. My kids are 22% and 38%."

"I have an old resolution 640x480"

"- What do you think about the coming battle General? - God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it? - To find out who is the loser."

"Whodunnit ? by Ivor Clew"

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anybody can roast beef, but it takes a special skill to pea soup."

"How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes? He fell into it."